Diagramexa™
Diagramexa™

For Healthier ERD Diagrams

Better Diagrams.
Better Databases. Better You.™

Ask your DBA Administrator
if Diagramexa™ is right for you.

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Diagramexa™ has not been evaluated by the FDDA (Fictional Diagram Diagram Administration).

Diagnosis

Do you suffer from... Moderate to Severe ERD Diagram Dysfunction?

  • Detached relationship lines
  • Outdated ERD Diagram shapes
  • Relationship label drift
  • Import dysfunction
  • Foreign Key fatigue
  • Keyboard navigation loss
  • Chronic rectangle substitution
Cluttered, outdated ERD diagram — Moderate to Severe ERD Diagram Dysfunction

Actual patient diagram. Not a simulation.

In Clinical Trials

Clinical Results

0%

Fewer Detached Relationship Lines*

0%

Improved Diagram Satisfaction

0x

More Likely to Use ERD Diagram Shapes

0%

Reduction in 'I'll fix it later.'

*Based on a 6-person clinical trial conducted internally. Results may vary. Ask your DBA Administrator.

See the Difference

The Diagramexa™ Effect

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A healthy, connected ERD after Diagramexa
A detached, outdated ERD before Diagramexa
Before Diagramexa™
After Diagramexa™
"Before Diagramexa™, I stopped using the ERD Diagram shape. Today... I use it every day."

— Sarah M., Software Engineer

Individual results may vary.

Medical Benefits

What Diagramexa™ Does

Automatically Connected Relationships

Clinical studies show Diagramexa™ users experience up to 94% fewer detached relationship lines within the first session.

Modernized ERD Diagram Shapes

Diagramexa™ delivers updated ERD Diagram shape libraries directly to your diagram, restoring proper entity representation.

Improved Relationship Label Health

Relationship label drift is reduced in 87% of patients. Labels stay where they belong.

Cleaner Import Function

Diagramexa™ supports import restoration in patients experiencing Import Dysfunction, including those with a history of spreadsheet dependency.

Enhanced Diagram Mobility

Move entities freely. No more frozen rectangles. Mobility restored.

Full Prescribing Information

Important Safety Information

Warning: Do not use Diagramexa™ if you are allergic to cleaner ERD Diagrams.

Side effects may include:

•Redundant Acronym Syndrome (RAS Syndrome)
•Excessive normalization
•Join table creation
•Cleaner schemas
•Improved query readability
•Foreign key enthusiasm
•Smugness during architecture reviews
•Sudden urge to explain Third Normal Form
•Compulsive relationship labeling

Rare but Serious Side Effects:

•Saying "ERD Diagram" (redundant)
•Saying "PIN Number"
•Saying "ATM Machine"
•Saying "GPS System"
•Saying "DBA Administrator"
•Saying "RAS Syndrome Syndrome"

Contact your DBA Administrator immediately if you experience symptoms lasting longer than four hours.

Diagramexa™ Phase III Trial

Clinical Study

6
Participants
100%
Successful Imports
-94%
Detached Lines
Very High
Overall Happiness

Trial conducted over one hackathon weekend. P-value: compelling. Confidence interval: very wide.

Patient Resources

Frequently Asked Questions

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